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Laurie Nigro

Laurie Nigro
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Laurie is the mother of two biological children and one husband and the caretaker of a menagerie of animals. Laurie is passionate about frugal, natural living. She was recognized by the L.I. Press Club with a “best humor column” award in 2016. Email Laurie

Laurie Nigro How to embarrass your children on Halloween: the Nigro method

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My husband's chosen costume this Halloween? A mermaid suit that belonged to our daughter at age 11. An iridescent silver unitard with fish scales, transforming him into the long-lost merman the Village People didn't know they were missing.

Laurie Nigro Confessions of a socially oblivious mom

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I owe the world an apology. I had no idea that there are actual mom social constructs that I am expected to follow.

Laurie Nigro Hangry? Hand her a Snickers. Filurious? Everybody run for cover!

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Each year the Oxford English Dictionary adds new words to its lexicon - wait until they hear Laurie's suggestions.

Laurie Nigro Marriage is like wrestling a greased pig into a tutu, till death do you part

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How come after 'I do' the love-struck couple is left to figure it out themselves?

Laurie Nigro Unaware? Check. Unprepared? Check. Disorganized? Check. How not to approach back-to-school night

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Back-to-school night started off with being unaware and unprepared and went downhill from there.

Laurie Nigro But wait — there’s more! Call now and get a second one free! And so he did.

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Note to self: Don't leave the husband home alone with too few chores, the TV remote and a charge card.

Laurie NigroTo women who whine about women who wine: Live and let live

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Unwinding with sistafriends in any way is a gift. Here's to making the most of it - with or without wine.

Laurie NigroWell, ‘Mother of the Year’ is probably overrated anyway

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A good mother lies somewhere along the continuum with 'June Cleaver' at one end and 'No One's Called CPS' Yet on the other.

Laurie NigroHow a fastidious (OK, neurotic) planner survives a lifetime of spontaneity

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A spur-of-the-moment idea for a weekend getaway (with just 31 short hours to prepare!) leads to a not-quite-stress-free mini-vacation.

Laurie NigroThe saving grace of sistafriends

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When life pulls the rug out from under you, friends who catch you on the way down are one of life's greatest treasures.